| FullMetalJacketSoundboard.exe
1334KB |
A whole bunch of Full Metal Jacket soundbytes - including "You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!", "5-foot-9 - I didn't know they stacked shit that high!", and others. |
| 409_wendysong.mp3
0:47 323KB |
Wendy Testaburger's song (rendition of 'Mrs. Lucy had a Tugboat') from the
South Park 'Boy Band' episode. Lyrics |
| rabbit.exe 309KB |
A cool prank to play on your friends and coworkers/coslackers. ;-)NOTE:
Recent versions of Norton label Rabbit.exe as a 'Trojan', however, since it
performs an unexpected (though harmless) action. It seems that the folks at
Norton are going a bit overboard with their warnings these days. You have my
word: this program does NOT erase your hard drive, send email, nor perform any
other harmful action. |
| SPAM.wav 0:32 698KB |
The SPAM song from Monty Python. BTW: this is
where the term 'SPAM' originated. |
| Space_Mountain.wav
2:08 1384KB |
Entire soundtrack to Disneyland's 'Space Mountain' |
| matter.wav 0:04 49KB |
From Disneyland's Matterhorn: 'Remain seated please. Permanecer sentados, por
favor' |
| Star_Trek_puter.wav
0:06 301KB |
Star Trek: 'Unable to comply, internal scanner relays have been damaged. The
card command codes are no longer valid. |
| stretch.wav 0:04 44KB |
Disneyland's Haunted Mansion: 'Is this haunted room actually stretching?' |
| safety.wav 0:05 62KB |
Disneyland's Haunted Mansion: 'Do NOT pull down on the safety bar please - I
will lower it for you.' |
| dangw.wav 0:01 21KB |
Lost in Space: 'Danger Will Robinson! Danger!' |
| WELCOME.wav 0:13 106KB |
A few seconds of 'Welcome to the Machine' by Pink Floyd. GREAT Windblows
startup sound! |
| pirate.wav 1:02 607KB |
Yo ho yo ho! A pirate's life for me! 62 seconds of music from Disneyland's
'Pirates of the Caribbean' |
| Shopping_at_7-11.mp3 2:13 2048KB |
Shopping at 7-Eleven: A parody of Stairway to Heaven |
| fatdrunk.wav 0:02 28KB |
Animal House: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son |
| AlGore-CreatingTheInternet.wav
0:06 37KB |
Al Gore: ...I created the Internet |
| fosters1_1.wav 0:59
117KB |
Various funny Foster's commercials |
| budtotal.wav 0:58
454KB |
Music from one of the early Budweiser commercials (includes 'When you said
Budweiser, you said it all' |
| mature.wav 0:03 41KB |
'The following program is intended for mature audiences' |
| rrtheme.wav 1:00 474KB |
Entire theme from the Road Runner cartoon |
| gadget.wav 1:11 562KB |
Entire theme from Inspector Gadget |
| gotMailBastard.wav
0:03 25KB |
Combo of AOL and South Park: 'Oh my God! You've got mail! You bastard!' |
| 217_gnomesong.wav
0:16 127KB |
South Park: 'The Underpants Gnomes' song |
| hard_fuck.wav 0:14
160KB |
'Fuck me NOW!' (sound of jackhammer) 'Ohh harder! Harder! Harder! (sound of
whip) 'What are you people, on dope?' |
| clinton.wav 0:06 72KB |
Bill Clinton: 'I experimented with marijuana a time or two and I didn't like it
(yeah right!). And I never inhaled (uh huh). And I never tried it again.' |
| gerbal_in_ass.wav
2:38 1238KB |
Radio talk show discussing what happened when one homosexual decided to stick a
gerbal up another's ass and had trouble getting it out... |
| Amish_Paradise.wav
3:18 486KB |
Weird Al Yankovic's humorous version of Gangsters Paradise |
| Love_in_the_Oval_Office.mp3
1:43 1622KB |
Awesome spoof on Aerosmith's 'Love in an Elevator' This song is all about the
well-known Clinton-Monica fiasco |
| Hand_In_Her_Pocket.wav
1:50 867KB |
Takeoff on 'Hand In Her Pocket'. This songs is about military officers forcing
sex upon women... |
| gilligans_island_howard_stern.wav
0:53 579KB |
Howard Stern's version of the 'Gilligan's Island' theme |
| orgasm-2.wav 0:41
446KB |
A lesbian orgy. |
| fword.wav 2:29 1172KB |
An interesting commentary on the history and versatility of the infamous
'F-word' |
| Catfood.wav 1:36 1044KB |
Funny takeoff on 'Cats in the Cradle'. This one's about Chinese food |
| chinese-combo5.wav 1:31 988KB |
Another musical commentary on Chinese food. This one is based on 'Mambo No. 5' |
| Just_a_Joint_Full_of_Cannabis.wav
1:41 405KB |
Hilarious impersonation of Mary Poppins. This one is like 'Just a Spoonful of
Sugar (helps the medicine go down) except it's about medical marijuana |
| ToStopMeFromSmoking.wav 0:45
356KB |
To the tune of 'On Top of Old Smoky'. This is making fun of how President
Clinton is making such a big deal about smoking among children, while ignoring
the abuse of hard drugs. |
| Nuclear_Dust_in_the_Wind.wav
1:27 683KB |
To the tune of Kansas' 'Dust in the Wind'. This song is all about the nuclear
disaster at Chernobyl. |
| Smokers_Paradise.wav 1:08
533KB |
A spoof of 'Gangsters Paradise'. This one is about the tobacco companies evil
deeds. |
| SantaInTheSkyWithReindeer.wav
1:53 891KB |
"Santa in the Sky with Reindeer" - If you like the Beetles' 'Lucy in the Sky
with Diamonds', you'll love this Christmas song with the same melody. |
| NewYearsEve.wav 1:33 731KB |
This is like U2's 'New Year's Day' except it's about what happens when one
drinks too much on New Year's Eve. Hehehe. |
| BackOnTheCrapperAgain.wav
1:43 811KB |
Based on Aerosmith's 'Back in the Saddle'. This song is about what happens when
one eats those new fat-free potato chips made with Olestra. |
