Mrs. Landers was a health nut
she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big--
 
Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won't quit
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like--
 
Shitzus make good housepets
they're cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their--
 
Meeting in the office
a meeting in the hall
the boss, he wants to see you
so you can suck his--
 
Balzac was a writer
he lived with Alan Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
but that's 'cause she's a--
 
Contaminated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your--
 
Dictate what I'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying fuck!