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Welcome to the sLhAcKeR z0nE!

PERL and ASP.Net Programmer - Web Developer - Database Administrator - Slacker - Windows NT/2000/XP guru
Slhacker in his office.  I know, I'm slacking.
Me, hard(ly) at work - Click the image above for more pictures

December 4, 2003
I finally added something to this site: the story of where the name sLhAcKeR came from.  One of these days, I'll make some more updates to this site - I just haven't had the motivation to do so yet. <G>
March 20, 2003
Check out the
IShouldBeWorking.com Loafing Tips message board which is now hosted on my site
April 15, 2000
Check out
Rabbit.exe - a cool prank to play on your friends and coworkers/coslackers. ;-)
NOTE: Recent versions of Norton label Rabbit.exe as a 'Trojan', however, since it performs an unexpected (though harmless) action. It seems that the folks at Norton are going a bit overboard with their warnings these days. You have my word: this program does NOT erase your hard drive, send email, nor perform any other harmful action.

Where Does the Name "sLhAcKeR" Come From?

Back in ’99 my former officemate used to rant about how she couldn’t STAND slackers and how she used to work with a bunch of slackers.  When I’d sit with my feet up on my desk, she said that I “looked like a slacker and a hacker”.  I soon came up with the name “sLhAcKeR” and decided to register the domain www.sLhAcKeR.com .

One day she was ranting again about slackers and I couldn’t get the word “slacker” out of my head.  I went to www.excite.com and searched for “slacker”.  One of the sites I found was IShouldBeWorking.com ;).  I soon found the message board  and became quite active in it.

I became friends with “Michelle” from the message board and eventually we started sending email back and forth to each other almost every day.  

One day, Michelle’s former employer had gotten behind on paying their ISP (Internet Service Provider for all you non-techies reading this) bill and she could no longer email me at work.  She didn’t have a computer at home, so she was S.O.L. at the moment.  

Fortunately, her good friend Angie came to the rescue and was able to allow me and Michelle to communicate once again.  Angie had Internet access and a fax machine at her disposal at her work.  She offered to receive my email to Michelle, print it, and then fax it to her.  Michelle would type up a reply, fax it to Angie, and then Angie would email it to me.

Only a few days went by and I and Angie decided to take things further.  Angie was much more than just a messenger for me and Michelle.  We started sending each other numerous emails nearly every day.  We knew we loved each other, but we lived 2000 miles apart.  I lived in San Diego, CA and she lived in Rockford, IL. How could this relationship progress further?

Well, in June of 2002 I decided to fly out to meet Angie in person. :)  I stayed with her for about a week and fell in love.  Shortly after I flew back home, Angie decided that she was going to pack up and move out to San Diego to live with me.

A couple of months after she moved in with me, we got engaged and planned a wedding for September 6 of 2003.  As of that date, we are happily married.  :)

Special thanks to Michelle and the IShouldBeWorking.com message board.  As for the message board, I've helped MK, the webmaster of IShouldBeWorking.com with technical issues in the past. He had trouble keeping the script for the message board running on his own server , so one day he asked if I could host the message board on mine. Naturally, I was happy to oblige. After all, if it hadn't been for this message board, I wouldn't have met my wife.


Exploding Whale Video
The infamous RIGHT-click and select 'Save as' to dowload this file to your hard driveEXPLODING WHALE video
The above file shows what happens when the Oregon State Highway Division tries to dispose of a whale that washed ashore sometime in the '70s.
NOTE: Right-click this file, SAVE it, THEN view it off your hard drive for best results.

A few funnies to ponder

"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
  -Red Buttons

"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sicks his head out the window."
  -Steve Bluestone

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
  -George Carlin

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain."
  -Carol Leifer

"The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise."
  -Roger Simon

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
  -Dave Edison

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."
  -Johnny Carson

"I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache."
  -Jack Mayberry

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."
  -Elayne Boosler

"Ever wonder in illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"
  -John Mendoza

"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners."
  -Jeff Stilson

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then its you."
  -Rita Mae Brown

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."
  -Jerry Seinfeld

"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."
  -Lily Tomlin

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."
  -Lynda Montgomery

"A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'"
  -Jake Johansen


Have any comments and/or suggestions regarding my slacker site? If so, please send me email!

Why haven't I - a professional webmaster and CGI programmer - done much with this site? If I spent a lot of time enhancing this site, then I couldn't consciously call myself 'sLhAcKeR', could I? Actually, I'm too busy developing the intranet (sites used for internal company communications) sites that I get PAID to do for a living. ;-)

-sLhAcKeR


 

Please email comments and suggestions to: slhacker@slhacker.com